Porphyria’s Robot Lover*

to the tune of Daft Punk’s Robot Rock-Oh Yeah mash-up (vocodered to death)

murder is no fun

why not

get an aibo

tie all your hair

in one long yellow string like so

wind it three times around her little throat like so

and take her on a stroll

or a fun run around the sun

*allusion too obvious to warrant a footnote

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